How to take a picture of a toddler, by Stacie Turner

I recently came across this post on Staci Turner's photography blog.  I thought it was absolutely hillarious, the kind of post you read and think "darn it, I wish I could write like that!".  So I had to share!

How to take a picture of a todder, by Stacie Turner
  1. Decide where you want the picture to be, take out your camera and meter the light.
  2. Place toddler in selected spot.
  3. Retrieve toddler from top of bookshelf and return to selected spot.
  4. Get lollipop from cupboard.
  5. Put toddler back in selected spot and give her lollipop.
  6. Wipe lollipop smear from toddler’s face, top of bookshelf, and fur of cat.
  7. Get out bubbles.
  8. Return toddler to selected spot and blow bubbles to keep him interested.
  9. Stop to mop up spilled bubble liquid.
  10. Light has moved. Pick new spot and meter.
  11. Put a basket in new spot.
  12. Put toddler in basket.
  13. Retrieve toddler from behind chair where he is playing with the outlet.
  14. Remind self that you do NOT want a call from preschool in which the teacher inquires where your child learned to say those words.
  15. Put brand new toy in basket along with toddler.
  16. Throw broken toy away, retrieve toddler from kitchen where he is eating cat food.
  17. Consider putting bowl of cat food where the light is good. Reject this idea.
  18. Sew velco to butt of toddler pants and onto pillow. Place child on pillow where light is good.
  19. Remove pillow from child’s behind and re-stuff with something heavier. Reattach child.
  20. By now the light is gone.
  21. Put camera away, pour self drink.


  1. haha, this is funny! Thanks for sharing! :)

  2. this so funny, I can relate too well. oh like the time my nieces decided that they wanted to be presents under the christmas tree when I just wanted one decent shot of the skirts I made them haha

  3. too funny! And oh so true!! With my niece, reverse psychology works wonderfully.. if you tell her not to smile, she gives you the big smile ever! thanks for the laugh!!

  4. public cultural Cheap LV Handbags venues five or six years ugg pas cher ago to visit the uggs on sale houses of the christian louboutin shoes people Weng Lin introduction, then Discount Louis Vuitton Weng houses many residents lived in style and ugg boots so the appearance of multiple rooms Residents discount christian louboutin are changed, uggs outlet after Christian Louboutin Daffodile some old items damaged and no one repairs, despite the wind and sun thing. "After moving to ribbon Creek Park, not ugg soldes only to better protect the Cheap Louis Vuitton Handbags residential areas, so that more people cheap christian louboutin can Bags Louis Vuitton enjoy the Discount LV Handbags houses." Lin said. public ugg Zhang said, Christian Louboutin Bois Dore although Weng residential site in the downtown area, but the address after the migration christian louboutin remise 50% is equally convenient location is eller favored developers treasure, "From this point you can explain the Government's christian louboutin heritage the degree of attention ugg australia